February 2012
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Valentines
My dad gave me a list of valentines he wanted me to make after he saw me working on mine. They all have tazmanian devils on them and are supposed to say things like “You are so TAZ” or “I go TAZ over you.” My father must have given out some weird valentines when he was young.
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I have found a new love and its name is Salted...
but it is only limited edition.
January 2012
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December 2011
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My elementary school self would be proud
Baking brownies, building a fort, watching a creepy movie while making friendship bracelets (which I’ve actually never done before because I thought everyone was stupid who wore them), playing games after and dressing up my cat, and talking about the complete difference in my life now compared to when I was in grade school.
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November 2011
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I wanted to post my favorite Andy Rooney...
brickfrog:
I know he was, at times, racist and homophobic and generally abrasive, but he was a consistent link from my childhood to my adulthood. Every Sunday, right before 8pm, I could count on Andy Rooney to complain about something for a few minutes, those long ass eyebrows wiggling, that voice modulating in the same exact way for emphasis, and I enjoyed it. Even if I disagreed with him....
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October 2011
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I just went to my old high school to pick up my friend’s sister and they were having a Halloween carnival and I am
1.) pissed that they never had a Halloween Club when I was in high school. I would have owned that shit.
2.) feeling slightly like a creeper because I don’t really know anyone who goes there anymore. I just felt like a sexual predator.
3.) annoyed by all the cocky kids...
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Rumpelstiltskin
quicksummary:
He wants that fuckin’ baby.
(tonycock)
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Every time I call Elizabeth:
Technology is too hard. I just send you a letter instead.
meandyouinthezoo:
Phone ring and rings. And rings.
Her answering machine picks up.
Me: Call me back or I’m going to kill myself. Seriously.
No call back.
I am dead.
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July 2011
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June 2011
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Just checked my grades online and
in the class that I missed half of and only took one test of the five given and was 100% sure I would have to retake, I got an A in. I have no idea how this happened and I am so confused.
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Much more likely
Me: Ugh I feel like I'm pregnant with Jesus 2.
Mukta: More like the antichrist.
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May 2011
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